Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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