That's when you crack a 10am beer
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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