Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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