i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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