Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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