BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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