trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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