I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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