I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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