are you so shy because you have an std?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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