I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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