me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Text me some of your sweat
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I did not marry a roomba.
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