Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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