Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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