I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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