I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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