We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Alive.
So much puke
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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