He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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