I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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