Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
