know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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