That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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