38 yer olds are good kisserssss
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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