No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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