Porn is love you can see.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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