ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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