And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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