:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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