Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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