Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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