Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I love how my cats smell like pot.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
