I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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