Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
