Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
