So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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