Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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