Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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