my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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