How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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