There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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