We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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