Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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