Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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