So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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