Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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