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• (914): View more from New York

  ? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?

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  jesus mom

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!

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• (626): View more from California

  Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?

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  I find this completely acceptable.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day

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