Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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