Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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