David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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