"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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